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1. Orange Crushed names new goalie after Chris Frazier allows goal from opposite goal line.
2. Victor brings 13 year-old daughter to the rink - Stuckey jailed.
3. This is 'Over 30' player Jon Sjogren, shortly after telling Frank Melendez "I may be fat, but at least I'm
not ugly."
4. Gitterdun breaks lease with Suniland Hostel/Bathroom.
5. Dave Holt completes 42nd consecutive season using the same goalie gear.
6. Make sure your answer is in the form of a question.
7. Referee Norm Segall calls a 'two-line hand pass.'
8. 'Over 30' Captain Bill Solms questioned Pablo's eligibility in last season's playoffs.
9. Darryl Tackdoor brings flamethrower to dry the rink.
10. Chris 'Tubby' Fernandez hacks into website, votes himself Goalie of the Year.
11. Justin Wilcox somehow manages to get a puck in the face while wearing a face shield.
12. Mike Paris uses a four-pack of bum's beer to bribe Stuckey to change game. (Hint: the game wasn't changed!)
13. Stuckey extends record for most consecutive games reffed with beer to 18,417
14. Dave Holt calls for a rule change to penalize cherry-pickers such as Chris Kuckert.
15. 'Over 30' save percentage for goalies hits a new-low 29%, forcing league to change the size of the nets.
16. Ty Martinez calls another player 'dirty.'
17. Mike Paris breaks racial barrier - he becomes the first 59 year-old left-handed black player from Montreal
to score a regular season goal.
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